Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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