this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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