That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
