Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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