What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
my being single is dangerous.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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