You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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