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Culvers...So Good

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So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.

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I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.

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So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )

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Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.

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i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.

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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.

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(516): View more from New York

I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick

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(425): View more from Washington

Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me

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