Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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