if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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