Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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