He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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