how can u be prego again
It's Friday. Sex?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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