Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You need a sexual gate keeper
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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