You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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