i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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