They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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