There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
my poor anus
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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