so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
They left me at home... I'm a liability
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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