I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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