filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize
