dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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