Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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