Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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