FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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