Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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