I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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