We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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