Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
What drink are we having for lunch?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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