If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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