Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
They have beer where we have blood.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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