I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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