You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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