everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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