i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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