we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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