dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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