me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Randomize
