xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Are we still banned from the library?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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