she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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