I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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