fuck your aforementioned shoe
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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