NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
vagina is talking i cant
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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