Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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