Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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