I can tuck mytits in my pants
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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