is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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