i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
