but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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