it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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