you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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